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You mean you didn't realise? You need to get the old Collins Gem guide to Toastomantic Decoding, and start inspecting those browned slices more critically. |
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Fortunately, Dan Brown's new novel, "The Toastmaster's Cabinet of Secrets", is due in booksellers this summer to reveal how Robert Langdon once again solves the enigma. |
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Dan Brown is a charlatan, he lifted all his toast code ideas from a 1960s edition of Mrs Beeton. |
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So, like tea leaves, but with marketing? |
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The downmarket version could just do basic horoscopes. |
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// Dan Brown is a charlatan // |
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One very rich charlatan, though. We presume you prefer the shining path of honesty, integrity, and poverty. |
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"Drink... your... Ovaltine." |
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