h a l f b a k e r yA dish best served not.
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Haven't you heard the general law that toast doesn't come out of any toaster unless you have either a very big peice of toast, or you pull out the plug and use a knife? (either that or all toast slices are against me, which they probably are). If you put your toast in and it wouldn't come out, wouldn't you get electrocuted or stabbed after you pulled out your Swiss Army knife to get it out? |
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Sounds flammable.
And uh, toasty.
(is shot by pun police.) |
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