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you know....after the film came out, a couple of friends and I decided that the directors and producers should have taken advantage of the set and filmed three or four different stories about that incident, then, there could have been "sequels" of a different sort....can you imagine watching a different version/storyline and catching a glimpse of Jack and Rose running around in the background? It would have been fun..... |
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...tossing on the waves, man over board, plunging nose first into davy jones locker... That lonely + vote still gets my fish. |
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Boy, there's a lot of potential yet untapped, isn't there. I like Susen's idea, and benfrost's gay version could be like 'A Comedy of Errors' (a mannish lesbian attracted by a guy in drag whilst this gay guy's real partner is hitting on Jack, and Rose finds herself keeping a mysterious assignation with the first lesbian's partner, etc ad ludicrum) or it could be a serious, sombre metaphor for the AIDS epidemic in America and the death of innocence. Yay, what fun--I'll counter lubbit's fish with a pastry. |
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Dog Ed, you get cooler and cooler every time I read your annotations. |
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Again, with the under-the-radar pun! The learning curve ever straightens. |
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Thank you, The Military, I missed it on first read. Argh. AfroAssault, stop it, you're making me blush. |
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TM: sometimes you have to ignore the *offensive* pun b/c the idea actually has merit of a sort...... |
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Susen — My onus is that I find no puns offensive. They are my vice. This group has brought temperance into my life and, for that, many personal acquaintances are forever in its debt. For the record: Funny stuff, this! |
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Interestingly, right after Titanic reached "mega blockbuster" status there was talk of making a prequel called "Jack and Rose" about those respective characters pre-Titanic lives, as well as a follow up centering on Rose's post-Titanic life. |
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I'm assuming that in the porn version everyone in the water survives by the heat created in a 2000+ person strong orgy. |
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Yes, Unabubba I'm afraid I did. |
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Every time I watch the movie, the boat sinks and every one dies. You would think the passengers would have more sense than to go on the voyage knowing full well what happened last time it was on. |
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The problem is that if you are not a 'Nielsen Family', your staying away doesn't reduce the average at all. They figure it by tracking the watching habits of a few people... |
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I thought Titanic already was a gay movie... |
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I can't believe this one was never churned...um, oh I guess I can believe it, well, here it is again, though I've never seen it, well, I've seen the Titanic, not the real ship of course... |
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In Tetanic they all get tetanus and have to watch each other slowly die. |
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In Tightanic they all have Yorkshire accents. |
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In Tutonic they all spreken sie mit da Vaterland accents. |
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In Tectonic, they're all on Australia when it collides with
South America. Probably a two-reeler. |
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In Thai Tannic, a luxury cruise to South East Asia is ruined when room service accidentally overdunks the tea bags. |
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Itanic: the story of intel's biggest flop, Itanium
iTanic: the story of apple's biggest flop, the Newton. |
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There's also TitanAEc, Teatanic (boston tea party), etc, etc. |
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Tectanic...
same thing but about a really really big earthquake-proof bus. |
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Thai-tanic: the ship is refloated with ping-pong balls. |
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