h a l f b a k e r yYeah, I wish it made more sense too.
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"You can't catch me, officer; I have a half-sucked green wine gum in my cheek for this very purpose. Where did it go?" |
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A thin coating of candy over the popsicle stick dissolves and reveals the indicators on the stick itself, like litmus paper. Comes in vodka, tequila, and bourbon flavors. "Yo Marty, have another, you're already buzz-f*ucked. It don't matter now." |
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Simple way to do this with an off the shelf lollypop, tell them: "This lollypop will predict if you're going to crash driving home." If they believe you and put it in their mouth they're drunk. |
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A big drunken bun from the resident addict/alcoholic. (recovering still) |
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Hey Blissy, you're not alone. Used to be in the "drink till drunk- repeat" club myself. |
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