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Let me try this thing out.
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Adjusting the dials... Okay, it's coming in..... little fuzzy.... but I'll try it. Okay... looks like scad mientist will say: |
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"Please stop!! I don't think they are ready for this to be shared publicly." |
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Okay, now I sit back and cross my fingers. |
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Please stop!! I don't think they are ready for this to be shared publicly. |
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Eureka!!! IT WORKED! MY GOD! I'M RICH! RICH I TELL YA! Hmm, what's this about the CIA breaking into my shop? |
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Okay, let's try it again.... (turn up the flux capacitor, dial in the temporal coordinates.... and) |
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"[marked-for-deletion]" from Voice? Then he erases it. Hmm. |
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That can't be right, he's got a good sense of humor. This damn thing's busted already? |
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Okay, another coming in... hmm, a long one from scad meintist - |
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"Seriously... Contact me. I've posted my contact info in a public location..." |
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Hmm, then it just fades into a bunch of gibberish. Damn thing's broken again. Then one with xenzag complaining about me having fun. Yea, that wouldn't surprise me. |
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Hmm, getting another reading "Bonestorm heading your way." |
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Seriously... Contact me. I've posted my contact info in a public location. Tomorrow (9/11) at 4:00am GMT I will delete my contact info then post a comment to this idea telling you where my contact info was previously posted. One minute later I will remove that comment as well. Use your time machine to read my future comment to get my contact info and call me immediately. |
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Think you need to set it to go back shortly before you typed it in, then wait a few days and see if it appears. To do this will require deleting all of this. |
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If I reset the time vortex without counter aligning the event paradox I might create a möbius loop wormhole. |
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Best to just quit while I’m ahead. Which is actually behind. |
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I think this one is okay to leave as is. Seems like this site is for sharing half-brained ideas, and there are no comments about the events of 2057 here. |
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Dave, can you log this in central. I'll also jump back a few minutes and swap this comment out for a harmless joke when confirmed. |
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” |
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A Buddhist hot-dog vendor will always try to make you one with everything. |
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Okay, handed the time machine login into over to not_only_but_also. I'll do a test with him and write: |
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I think this one is okay to leave as is. Seems like this site is for sharing half-brained ideas, and there are no comments about the events of 2057 here. |
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See if he can predict that. |
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Whoa! Well I'll be darned! It works for him too! |
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[doctorremulac3] Can you explain that möbius loop thing? I think I may be seeing some oscillations? If you increase the power on the 7th phase ancillary damper, perhaps you can stabilize it. |
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Whoa, what's the crazy box that's talking? Hello? Hello? I'm Davy Remulac but I'm not a doctor, always wanted to be one when I grow up. I get pretty good grades in science 'n stuff. |
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I'm just 16 dude, not sure what happened. Are you like... from the future or something? What's all this crazy gear, like, computers n stuff? Totally trippy man. |
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Thank you all for coming, hope you enjoyed our surprise ending. Players, take a bow. |
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I've already built a time machine out of an old refrigerator box. It moves you forward in time at a rate of approximately 60 minutes per hour. However, if you sit in the box and drink enough beer, sometimes it transports you immediately to the next morning. |
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Lol! Yea, I’ve done the whole booze powered time travel thing. |
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Drinking is bad for you, I recommend quitting at least once per day. |
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I think it’s best to quit several times a day. |
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