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Every young man's greatest fear is that, someday, his hair will
gray or fall out, and he will be again as bald as the day of his
birth. Here at Time-Travel Wigs, we have a solution to
ensure that that day never comes. Come in for a brief session
and we will completely and carefully shave your
head, ridding
it of your current head of hair. Then we will reassemble your
hair and paste it onto a comfortable base, turning it into a
completely wearable wig that not only matches your natural
color, but fits your scalp perfectly as well! In the future when
you are bald, all you have to do is simply to slip this wig on to
regain the exact hair of your youth.
//Come in for a brief session and we will completely and carefully shave your head, ridding it of your current head of hair.//
http://www.youtube....watch?v=8On7rktFZME
In the future when you are bald, all you have to do is simply to slip this clone on to regain the exact hair of your youth. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 17 2010]
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Human hair wigs can only be made from fairly strong
hair. A significant portion of the population has
fairly fine/weak hair that will not last any length of
time in a wig. |
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//not last any length of time in a wig// which is why you have one made every time you go to the barber, so when the time comes you have a shedfull. [+] |
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Requires going bald every time. And half of them will have
degraded by the time you need them. Also, 21, are you a
werewolf? |
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The antichrist, Damian, in the "Omen" films was born with a full head of hair, which conveniently covered up the "666" mark on his head. Just saying, that's all... |
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I thought this would be a special wig to be worn by time-travellers so that they wouldn't look out of place during various periods in history. |
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The past is a foreign country, they do [their hair] differently there. |
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I was born with no hair on my head at all, but after a few months of living in Southern California, I grew a righteous crop of thick brown hair. Now, here in Missouri, I am getting a bit thin on top. If I ever lose all my hair, I will just move back to Southern California, and grow another crop. |
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Can't we just clone our 18 year old scalps and surgically reattach them with no rejection? |
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//clone our 18 year old scalps and surgically reattach them//
Why only the scalp? |
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Good question.
Holy crap. [link] |
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For some reason I visulised a Pat Sharp style mullet with the magic abilities of time travel. |
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I had a woman's head of hair recently. I thought that, by
official decree, the hair artist would be obliged to ask
whether or
not I wanted the locks kept after cutting, to a crew
length, for charity to the
hairless. Thirty minutes later there were the
resemblances of two dead small animals on the cutting
room floor (left and right of me) getting swept up. No tip
was given. |
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What kind of animals were they again? (dead I mean,
on the floor, I mean.) |
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