h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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A purse that requires you to scan your thumb print in order to open it up and has a GPS locator inside. When purse is forced open a call to the police will be made giving away the location of the purse.
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This is a pretty good idea. The material of the purse could
be woven with a fine conductive mesh charged with a
microcurrent, and a small ohm-reader would detect the
change in resistance if the purse was slashed open. It
would take so little charge that the batteries would last
for years. |
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// purse is forced open a call to the police will be made giving away the location of the purse // |
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" ... purse is forced open a small explosive charge detonates giving away the location of the purse ... " |
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Well, maybe not THAT small ... |
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A kilo or so of torpex ought to do it. |
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Egads, an upgrade to the Nasal ATM, a fingerprint reader inside on of the false nostrils, simply insert digit and move around to get the scanner to read the print. |
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Just out of interest, some people (including me) get heat dermatitis and our fingers smooth out above 28 degrees or so.. |
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I second the idea of having an explosive charge in
the purse that goes off when the thief opens it, but
don't like the "small" part. |
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How about a bear trap purse? |
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Fine, as long as you don't intend to lend out any of the money you keep in there - there are laws against Ursury ... |
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If it was adult female sheep sheepskin, I'm presuming the ewesury law would apply as well? |
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