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Packing peanuts. Whether styrofoam or newfangled cellulose, they get everywhere as soon as you open a box. I propose that packing peanuts come threaded on a string. This way they can be manipulated as a group, and stray peanuts will not escape to blow around the yard.
The Threadnuts come in different
colors and can be pressed into service as holiday decorations.
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After chasing "angel poo" around the yard on too many occasions, I have to give this a croissant! |
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Brilliant idea. I call them albino quavers by the way. I can't believe this one hasn't had more + votes. The thread should be weak enough that my cats can snap it when they jump into the box (because they always do) and it gets tangled round their necks. |
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ssshhh... can you keep a secret? ... my two kittens pete and dud are getting some albino quavers for Christmas. |
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My dog loves to eat the cellulose ones, so maybe no
string for those, or digestible string. |
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"I can't believe this one hasn't had more + votes". I've voted + for the creativity and halfbakedness. But, if you've ever worked with the stuff or have seen how it is handled in massive quantities, you'll know that this would make the packing material useless. |
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It wouldn't be able to fall down and pack in around objects in boxes. It couldn't be transferred in large quantites via air stream. It wouldn't dispense, even from a completely opened bag, let alone the 4 to 6 inch "valves" commonly used in packing operations. And if you think untangling Christmas lights is a chore... |
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This amuses me. OK just thread twenty to the string. Your Kat will love it and it will work. |
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another term for this kind of packaging material is "ghost turds" |
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Can't + this for all the reasons mentioned by half. They need to move fluidly. |
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So, this isn't for Elephants-on-a-Rope? |
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