h a l f b a k e r yReplace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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Who writes any more? I doubt I'd physically write more
than 5% of the words I record and writing is a large part
of what I do for a living. |
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Put a cutting mat or blotter over a few of the holes. |
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Make the desktop out of a microporous material
(fiberboard or sintered aluminum), it will pass
enough air for a vacuum while still being to small for
a pen/pencil (except maybe a really fine mechanical
pencil) to penetrate. |
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That would work... I was going the recycling path, with an
air hockey table. |
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Now when a fly lands on your desk, it won't have chance of escaping
before you swat it. |
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//who writes anymore!//
yeah what he said with a hint of shame on you
"Planet Hater!" But [+] for using your noggin to
control your earth carnage paper wasting. |
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Start with the air hockey table and lay a sheet of
something on top of it, your new
material is limited to a single sheet,
which is completely recyclable at the desk's end of
life if you go with the aluminum. |
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This has been used in silk screen-printing using a vacuum cleaner. |
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Hi, flaps, by the way, where's the uniboner? I like this,
but I'm afraid it might interfere with my fake paper
shuffle-ling routine that I go to on a daily basis.
Wouldn't it make that a little harder to do, oh wise
one Bubba? |
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I remember this one. Is this a resurrected classic
from previous UB incarnations? |
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Yes. It's one I did in about 2004, I think. |
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