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This list should be written for other people.
Specifically for parents when your new girlfriend comes for tea and telly.
A pre-printed list with tickable squares and in bold letters - 'Things not to do at ....' where the blanks can easily be filled in to suit the situation.
Thus to safely and
subtley agree on what is allowed and not allowed before said event.
Do not retrieve photo albums. Do not wear the red vest. Do not bring up the idea about the jam etc and so on, et al.
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I'm not repeating my previous anno :) |
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(Clear line drawn by Granny indicating limit of acceptable behaviour in Granny's house.) |
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There's absolutely *nothing* I can think of to say after [Tindale]'s anno. |
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I thought of something. Do not eat the gravy. |
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Do not forget to check the temperature
of the gravy *before* stirring... |
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Do not use sensitive body parts to check temperature of gravy. |
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Do not even think about telling the joke about the priest, the nun and the camel who were in the desert... |
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You get a bun from me, for the idea, and for the annotations. |
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Do not ask what was used in place of the tablecloth. |
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... and wash it when you change the bed, byotch. |
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This brings entirely new meaning to "riding the gravy train." |
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//when your new girlfriend comes for tea and telly// |
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Tea and ..and..telly?! Oh! The demise of society and culture! |
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Do not invite [Ian Tindale]to Sunday dinner. |
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Do not invite [Ian] to anything, especially involving poultry or gravy. |
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oh, come now, he's such fun! just for the pics on his mobile if nothing else. |
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Do not leave benfrost ideas in the history of your browser. |
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Never ever invite members of the halfbakery OR THEIR CATS to dinner/tea/other. |
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Do not create various disgusting yet hilarious anno's. |
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