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I recently went to the theatre but I found the whole process of clapping to be rather tiresome. I propose a robotic arm on each chair arm that claps for you just above your lap area.
A dial will indicate the desired level of applause from 'gentle appreciative' to 'go you good thing'.
If a standing
ovation is required a large human shaped inflatable will fill with air shooting off upwards from the chair between your legs to the balcony above - such that your own comfort need not be comprimised. An accompanying comical 'wizzz' sound will complete the ensuing melee.
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i dont know about you, but i wouldn't want anything swinging back and forth meeting each other right above myself especially at a quiet place like a theatre hall. |
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does the large inflatable thingy actually move you with it or does it merely erect itself from one's lap area? |
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would it make me look ridiculous? |
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it will certainly make you look ridculous but seeing as everyone else is doing it then it is ok. |
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I think [benfrost] was the wrong guy to ask. |
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Go you good thing!
<triggers inflatale ovation> |
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To be honest, I saw the words clap and inflatable and Benfrost, and was expecting something completely different... |
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I can't be the only one who read that as "inflatable ovulation." |
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