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The Text Alignment Song CD (tm)
 
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Finally, just in time for the start of the 2014 Xmas season (February.)...NMRM co introduces....

The Text Alignment Song CD (tm)!!!

Simply put it in your computer and the troj...program will scan all text pages and provided tinkly midi renditions of songs appropriate for that text alignment..

For example if the text is centered, it plays "Stuck in the middle with you" Rafferty/Egan, if it's boring on the left side stuff..you get "To the left" by Sugarland...

Fortuitously, there are quite a few options for the other one, "Killing in the name of" RATM does mention does mention "justify/ied" four times..

Guaranteed not to bend, break or be possible to uninstall...and to be impossible to stop or mute...available at no shops near you!!!

—not_morrison_rm, Jan 21 2014


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       When right-aligned with no margin, Horst-Wessel-Lied could be played.   

       Arabic writing (and others in the same direction) could be accompanied by 'Boldly, Comrades, in Step'.
—TomP, Jan 22 2014
   


 

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