The Stick em up Coaster

Daredevils on roller coasters seem to always wanna raise their hands up above their heads, when they ride the big downward loops.

So I say let 'em have their way, dern it.

A roller coaster with a panel above the heads of the riders, which *clasps* them in hand cuffs, so that the hands are held steadfast above the fun loving enthusiasts’ noggins. (That way they can scream loader, cause their brains won't be working on all that "hands above the head" movement information.)

Plus for us chicken shits on the ground it would look more fun, perhaps.

Easy enough to do I think. (The coaster attendant could walk around with a feather and tickle everyone under the armpit before the ride started to get the action going!)