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Great idea.
They would have to come in three sizes.Small, medium and BIGFOOT. |
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I seem to remember an America's Funniest Home Videos short that featured a baby being dressed in a mop-like suit of some kind and being pulled around by the dog. |
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an absorbant croisant for you. |
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Just lazy Idischler. Saw a thing on TV once about some guy from India who could write with both hands and both feet simutaneously. Wonder if he could write four different words at once? |
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Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire... |
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<Lindy Mop>Mop, mop, trip-le-mop, mop, mop, trip-le-mop</Lindy Mop> |
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The palace at Eszterhaza where Josef Haydn lived makes you wear these silky overshoes before you go round, partially so you don't stilleto the parquet, but also to help polish the bastard-big house. Halfbaked, ie. |
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Pipi Longstocking was known for cleaning her kitchen by skating on brushes. |
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A head (or hat) sponge for professional wrestlers." I'll wipe da floor wid you!" Clean as you go during matches, keeps the mat satiny smooth. |
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