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I don't know if you're like me, but my sweet
sexy hunni bunn just loves lounging upon
the firm and rippling features of her man.
(Yes, I am the man, [for the most part, {play
with that in your mind! LOL!}]) But even
though smooth and fine are her
butterscotch lines, I can but only withstand
her indulgent passtime for periods at a
time... (eh, maybe ten or so minutes longer
than that).
Thus, the emergence of The Salamander
Recumbent Body Chair. Its revolutionary
design allows the barkla-lounger to form
innumerable configurations to suit the
preferenced tastes of its reclining denizen.
The adjustable locking vertebra become a
solid spline after the chair has been
positioned by means of a tensile slacking
system, which is basically an artificial
tendon running the length of the seat
through each movable segment.
The item features suppportive cushioning
paired to a layer of memory foam
substructure, and will be made available in
a variety of colors and fabric overlays. And
now I bid you adieú, for I must go and rub
my hunni bunn Wife's feet.
"revolutionary", meaning it's been around
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikufujin
And, of course, follow the link to "Dutch wife" [lurch, Feb 09 2008]
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You seem distinctly unfamiliar with the tactile sensation of handling a salamander. They are cold, moist, and somewhat sticky. The ribcage is very near the surface and feels hard yet fragile much like the ribcage of an amaciated person. May i suggest a moldy wet leaf for a blanket. |
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UniBubba: ...it's more, your body forming
to the lounge. (Hey now! I actually liked
the UniBubble idea!) |
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WcW: It's always been my experience
that the ladies luuuuvv discovering new
and exciting sensations! Think of it as
the luxury pet that you overfed and let
sloth about your posh mansion. |
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And, I'm sorry but as snide as you tried
to be, that wet leaf blanket idea (faux, of
course) is a fetching addition to the
whole 'lounge lizzard' (good buddy Po
nails the analogy!! ) concept! |
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Yes i like the idea as long as we are really capturing somthing interesting. Seems like you have hit on the root ot it- Giant Friendly Pet Salamaders which you could keep in a shaded greenhouse area. Plasic lumpy pillow doesn't work for me. |
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UhOh! Looks like we got a playa-hater
up in heah, up in heah! If you've noticed,
I'm not making a habit of [deleting]
comments, primarily because your
comments are a reflection of who you
purport (not 'are' - that's ignorant) to be. |
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Uni: the helium IS a better take on
yours; full'o hot air! Ha! I made a funny! |
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Lurch: ... that was good, real good ... |
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I thought somebody might find either IT exactly or Nothing at all, but finding 'something' like it way across the world .. =o |
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...yet, it's not a "body pillow" where a person coddles the item but is cuddled by such. |
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//way across the world// er, actually, that's fairly local compared with the locations of your annotaters. (For example, to get from [po] to [UnaBubba], go north. To get from [UnaBubba] to [po], you also go north. Both paths pass the land of the Chikufujin.) |
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And as for the differences between the "bamboo wife" and your idea - believe me, that path has been taken. Many, many times. I simply chose to show you a place on the trail. I'm *not* going the rest of the way. |
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//way across the world// Heh. For a while, I was Halfbaking from Indonesia, and sleeping in a bed with one of those Dutch wife things. |
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Maybe if I was still there, this idea would make sense. I understand this to be about a chair with an adjustable spine, though I don't see enough about how to make that work. |
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//I'm not making a habit of [deleting] comments// Well, good. |
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I just want to clarify that it is the name of your idea i find questionable. The content is simply boring and seems quite baked. The idea of giant pet salamanders however seems quite exciting,well within the reach of current genetics. Giant Cryptobranchus already exist and are descendants of truly huge prehistoric amphibians getting these huge aqueous predators to become sedate house pets is only a matter of careful breeding. I will post the idea. |
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According to David Icke, that idea is
already baked & burnt toast .... |
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lovable pets not schizophrenic delusions. Look, our differences are baised purely on what it would be like to have a large amphibian in your home and what interacting with said object would be like. |
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