The Road Rage Dissipator

The rage in most RR incidents, of course, stems from the other driver's actions. However, as humans we are quite familiar with rage and quite adept at handling it. We spend a vast majority of our lives enraged (at least the smart ones do). Consequently, it follows that the actual rage we feel when are cut off, or not allowed to pass etc., is not the actual reason we go over the edge. Instead, it seems pretty obvious that its the whole not being able to do anything about it that drives a human crazy. Humans will withstand just about anything, so long as there is some perceivable "out". Obviously, the "outs" are less available when travelling at 70 MPH.

AND SO...

You buy your road rage dissipator. You go home and install the 1.5' by 6" digital display on either the bumper or the rear window and the push button controls into where the TAPE player used to go.

The push button controls wouldn't have a keyboard (too dangerous) but they would have a menu full of nearly every saying which you could access and personalize when the car is off.

[for all the neighsayers, the type of circuit used would be able to store and utilize a small amount of residual energy (even if it hasn't been invented yet you idiot)]

Next time that WOMAN (that's right, WOMAN!) cuts you off, just press the F*c* Y*U button.