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Find a particularly vulnerable woman…. Surreptitiously
find
out all about her from friends of hers and the internet.
Meet her somehow. Bump in to her “accidentally” at a
coffee shop or at a Renaissance fair. Tell her that you
are a psychic. If she has a recently departed husband
or
puppy dog, so much the better.
Tell her you will read her fortune for free using
halfbakery.com. Ask her to pick a random number.
Start hitting the random link on halfbakery.com. When
you get to a good and appropriate title, stop.
Read her the title and your interpretation of that title
and how it
affects her future. Or her love life, or it’s her dearly
departed whomever trying to contact her. Use standard
psychic mumbo jumbo to obscure what you are doing and
amp it up!!
You just told her fortune, you charming scalawag of a
fortune teller you!! (that’s fortune number 1) If she
falls
for it hook line and sinker, tell her the next reading is
ten
thousand Euros. 10 readings later you’re rich (that’s
fortune number 2). So you just made two fortunes with
halfbakery.com.
Go ahead. Try it. Hit the random button a few times.
Let’s try it, Shall We????
<random>
i foresee travel in your future
Star_20Trekking
Are you going on a trip? Of course you are. [r_kreher, Aug 17 2013]
The Japanese tradition - dating. Tongue in cheek, but wonderfully creepy...
http://www.youtube....watch?v=Fmq_E1ItzJQ
[not_morrison_rm, Aug 17 2013]
Dit Doo Doo Doo Dit Dah Dah Dah
[pashute, Aug 21 2013]
[link]
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For example: Basic Fridge Food Airport Kiosks |
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(The way to any woman's heart.) |
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//Bump in to her “accidentally” |
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The Japanese Tradition - Dating, will give many ideas for "encounters". C link. |
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What a wonderful new form of stalking! |
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Humph! Not much to work with so far: Sander Dumbbell Clip, Yearly Public Vote of Confidence, Public Email-IM Booths, Dit Doo Doo Doo Dit Dah Dah Dah... |
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Hang on a sec... Oooh! Death by a Thousand Cuts! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have our winner!!! |
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