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The Mile Low Club
Sex in a submarine - for those that have done it everywhere else..... | |
For those that have done it everywhere, what better than joining this new sex club to broaden the horizons?
Quite simply, membership of this club requires an interest for sex in closed spaces and of course, significant funds (as I imagine funding this type of venture would be quite expensive).
The submarine, once it has departed from dock, would submerge to exactly one mile below sea level whereby an alarm would sound giving the signal that it is time to have sex and be one of the few to have 'done it' down there, one mile below!
I'd imagine it would be a little cramped but what the hell, who wouldn't put up with the smell of other peoples pleasure for the chance to have sex in a submarine!
(???) Better view than from a submarine
http://news6.thdo.b...5F944000/944881.stm
It had to happen sometime and, to be honest, this sounds more fun than submarine nookie. [hippo, Oct 01 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Zero-G sex
http://www.straight...lassics/a4_214.html
Even under water there's still gravity... [rmutt, Oct 01 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Buy a submarine.
http://www.neimanma...rod.jhtml?id=102397
Unfortunately "operating depth" is well short of a mile. Still, y'all gonna be that picky? [rmutt, Oct 01 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Club Milo
http://www.clubmilo.com/
We all knew someone was going to link it. [raisin, Oct 04 2004]
(?) The bathyscaphe Trieste and 35,800 feet
http://www.diveweb....ures/uw-wi99.02.htm
"For all its significance, the journey itself was relatively uneventful." Clearly they were missing something. [Worldgineer, Jun 10 2005]
Gotthard Base Tunnel
https://en.wikipedi...otthard_Base_Tunnel
"the deepest railway tunnel in the world, with a maximum depth of approximately 2,300 metres (7,500 ft)" - ie, 1.4 miles. [BunsenHoneydew, Aug 09 2016]
Another alternative
http://thechive.com...he-world-20-photos/
over 7,000 feet deep [Vernon, Aug 09 2016]
[link]
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Very unlikely that these rentable subs are capable of the depths needed for mile-low insertions. |
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You mean doing it Hoffa-style? |
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You might want to work on the name a bit, or people may mistake this for "The Milo Club". |
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(which probably isn't a club at all...........) |
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My wife and I have utilized my SCUBA gear in the pool for such purposes. Does that count? |
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//My wife and I have utilized my
SCUBA gear//
- just one
set of scuba gear? Who held their
breath? I hope this wasn't a public
pool. |
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Most modern SCUBA setups have a main & auxiliary mouthpiece on them, so two people could both breathe from the same tank. This is for safety purposes when diving using the "buddy" system. |
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Does a mile underground count (mine shaft or cave)? |
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I once fell asleep underneath my bed...does this count? |
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I was going to suggest building tunnels of love, but this will do. |
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Knowing the navy, this is likely baked. (looks up crush depths on subs) never mind |
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ha. Good thing Alvin never tells. |
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<mind in the gutter> //I hope this wasn't a public pool.//
I read it as "pubic pool" <mg> |
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They have an under water cabin now. |
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One wonders if there is an overnight sleeper car service through the Gotthard Base Tunnel [link] |
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I mean, the name alone makes it worth the price of entry. |
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Lovely bit of innuendo there, [Bunsen] .... |
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One does what one can
/bows |
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