h a l f b a k e r yProfessional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.
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The Medusa's Electrostatic Tie is a multi tailed necktie that hangs in
place like any other tie until a discreet switch is pressed. Pressing
this switch delivers an electrostatic charge to the tie tails, causing
them to flick upright and fan out so that they cover most of the
wearer's face. This
action also reveals the rows of Medusa snake
detail previously hidden on the tie tail backs.
None of this has any practical use, except to cause consternation in
those confronted the spectacle.
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Can it turn my coworkers to stone? |
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Would you be able to tell? |
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What stops the tails from rising up to touch the
wearer's face, thereby discharging them? |
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Lurch, I think their complexion would change maybe. |
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This could also be an anti-mugging device - when confronted by an attacker, activate the tie and watch your assailant flee in abject terror |
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"Is that a Windsor knot?"
"Why no, it's an Argo knot actually." (+) |
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[-2fries], I can't croissant your anno, but here's a nasally-passed
cornflake |
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Well [Lurch], you made me laugh too. Very funny. Silly idea.
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If you severely limited the amount of breakfast cereal you had, mounted a national symbol above them, then set fire to the whole arrangement, would this be called a corn-flag-ration? |
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Linking several users it can do the mexico wave? [+] |
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