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You finish your business in the water closet, when suddenly you are gripped with the realization that there's still a bit of a damp hum in the air. No problemo: you simply reach out to the little lamp on the wall or the sink, press a button, and, like a cigarette lighter that simply stays on as you
release, it removes remaining methane odor from local atmosphere then shuts itself off. Perhaps not as efficiently as a negative ion generator, perhaps not as cheaply as free paper matches, but stylishly. Disadvantage: Your friends will all want to test it.
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We call those things 'candles'. When the wax is exhausted, it even turns itself off. The on switch is optionally removable for use in also turning on barbecue grills and cigarettes. |
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Yes, yes, a candle--but, see, this has the advantage of being a <ital>gizmo.<ital> |
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How disappointing I clicked on this one,
thinking that it was going to be an
invention for a fart-*powered* lamp. :-) |
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Yeah... fart lamps are one thing, but what about fart clocks!? Just keep the custard to a minimum. |
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Fart clocks? What about the atomic fart clock? |
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I envisioned a lava like lamp, with bubbles that would ignite when they reach the top. |
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