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Jen thought her stepfather's infatuation with all things Lord
of the Rings was a bit creepy, but this newest gadget was
simply too much. He claimed it was just a baby video
monitor. But she wasn't so sure. Maybe it was the motorized
turret that would rotate the yellow eye to follow anything
that moved in its path. Maybe it was the way it always
seemed to focus on her wedding ring, which she kept on a
chain since it needed to be resized to fit her finger. Maybe it
was how he kept moving it to a new location each day while
reading forboding lines of 'The Night Before Christmas' in the
Black Speech of Mordor. Maybe it was the nightmares she had
every night since it arrived in that mysterious box with the
return address from Langley.
Eye of Sauron
http://vignette4.wi...t?cb=20140427122513
Just in case someone doesn't know what it should look like (at least approximately) [Vernon, Dec 02 2015]
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+ OK, beats the damn Elf on the Shelf! |
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Better check out all possible hiding places for Palantíri ... |
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All I got was a reworked Magic Eight Ball. Mommmmum! |
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My parents went to Mordor, and all I got was this lousy ornament. |
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"The Eye Of Sauron Baby Monitor" would be a great idea |
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The available data indicate that the overwhelming majority of babies are indeed life-size. |
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However, it should be noted that mere accumulation of observational evidence does not constitute proof. |
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