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An ostensibly “straight” newscast—anchors in nice suits presenting
current events, human interest stories, weather, and so on—but
everyone is already two sheets to the wind, and diligently working
on the
third. The newscast ends when the last anchor collapses in a pool
of his own vomit.
Naked News
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_News
[xandram, Dec 03 2012]
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"An' I'll tell you … tell you … 'nother thing,
right ? You're my best mate, you are … besht
mate … what ? You are … honesht … wha' my
drink gone ? Less have 'nother drink …" |
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Presented by Oliver Reed and Paul Gascoine,
sports reporter George Best, script by Dylan
Thomas. |
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I made some drunk news the other night. |
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Interviews with equally intoxicated
politicians and celebrities would be most
entertaining, particulary when the point is
reached that articulate and reasonable
debate is replaced by a repeated invitation
to "Come outside and say that you bastard, I
will kick your bloody head in.", accompanied
by the removal of jackets. |
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Suggeted programme sponsor: Carlsberg
Special Brew |
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I know someone who once read out the local weather forecast on late night BBC news when he was drunk. He kept repeating in a slurred voice that it was going to be very nice; lovely in fact; and everyone would be happy. He was never heard reading the weather again... |
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Only if we can get politicians giving speeches equally
basted. |
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Combined with Naked News this could prove interesting. [+] |
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There was a Russian TV channel that has a topless newsreader for a while, but it didn't catch on, and in the end he just went back to wearing a shirt and tie like his colleagues. |
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[21] Haha- I actually watched Naked News, but here in the US they blurred out the woman's breasts! We should have halfbaked news! |
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And the difference would be what, exactly? |
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Schhoo wait! They'"'re drunk an' im sober...will never work. I like it they way it is, the natural order of things. I am drunk and I think they are reporting emus... |
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AND some of us actually get stuff done whilst we are stoned! (really) |
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From the help page: “Gross out humor.” |
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// The newscast ends when the last anchor collapses in a pool of his own vomit// |
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Yep. [marked-for-deletion] |
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Usually the m-f-d is only if the gross out humor is the central idea of the idea. For example a stool made out of human excrement called the stool stool that is height adjustable by adding additional stool. |
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Also it's not really good to start doing retaliatory m-f-ds. |
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The vast majority of ideas on the Halfbakery could be MFD'd, based on the rules. Bad science, baked, etc. |
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If someone wants to be a stickler, then then they ought to be held to the same standard. Just saying. |
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[Kans], just hang around for a bit, keep posting ideas, and
you'll get how this place works. Having your idea M-F-D is
not a mark against you or a personal attack. Also, there is
a difference between 'bad science' and 'not intended to be
taken seriously'. |
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Not counting the hundreds of my ideas that actually have been deleted I still have a handful in there that arguably should be... not sayin' which ones of course: I still like them. |
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