The Department of Non-sexual Penis Massage

This is a government agency that sees to the implementation of the remediation of outdated laws about morality, through the proactive, preemptive, hands-on, in-person, real time real space distribution of non sexual myofascial trigger point penis Massage, by a network of forward thinking practitioners to include illegal immigrants who have health skills and experience but no English Language skills, and blind people who want to learn Massage as a volunteer activity or business for their retirement from jobs with the Federal Government, who need audio description to understand what is going on inside the body in the course of myofascial manipulation.

This is a narrow world, there are maybe 10 terms that non English speakers can memorize along with a starter series of grammatical constructions and pronunciation coaching, so that it would not be too hard for individuals to go through the training so that it could be started on a volunteer basis before funds to scale were requested.

The penis serves as an excellent, boneless map of the body’s Myofascial Trigger Point system. We should target morality laws that are obtuse about drawing lines around traditional notions about sexuality by initiating a non-sexual regimen, at first as an instructional website teaching self non-sexual Massage, but eventually to include certified practitioners with a strong set of best practices that are implemented in real time.

The key point here is drawing the line around actual measurable ejaculation rather than just the touching of a penis.