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Of course any employee worth his salt will have a bootleg BLUE box handy in case the boss tries to send him off with red or orange. |
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Ah, yes, let's *really* humiliate people at a very difficult time for them. Big smelly fishbone for you to suck on, you heartless corporate bastard. |
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But sometimes you're carrying a box of stuff home just because you're stealing stationery - we need a reserved box colour for that. |
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Ok.. so lets use a grey box with black stripes which says, "I'm not fired, I am just stealing supplies". |
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I guess being a heartless bastard came as a result of how I was taught in the early days of my employment. When I worked in retail, if an employee was caught stealing from the store, the manager would call the police and have them arrested. As the cops took them away in handcuffs they would have to take them right through the middle of the store and everyone would see it. So when people for the next shift came in, the previous shift people could say, "Did you hear what happened to Eddie?" and everyone would know just by the fact that they had the handcuffs on. |
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