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"Oh, I had my knees done" |
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They could always swap reality shows. Going directly from Survivor to Idol could be interesting. |
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But, I've never been so broke that I couldn't...join a reality TV show? |
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"Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand." |
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DOCTOR HES GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST!!....doctor? (Contestant) "ummmm.. clear?" |
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There must have been a DOOR(s rock) there in the wall, when I came in... |
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[bungston] My twins have tried this on my wife & I already. The personality differences give them away quite quickly. If not for that, we know about the different freckles. |
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They're getting good enough at it to make me consider the laser eye surgery, though, as I sometimes mistake one for the other early in the morning or late at night (when I'm not at one with the glasses). |
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I am "my glasses"... hold that thought. try to imagine the center of your mind. |
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Breath out. Imagine your children in full understanding of your motives as you do so. See them happy in your breath. |
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repeat until tired of life. Call me in the morning. |
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Do the same thing, exept the co-workers/families will be in on it and pretend like they are completely oblivious. Early on some sort of clue will indicate to the contestant that the person they are replacing actually looks nothing like them (maybe an "employee of the month" plaque with a picture). the contestant will still try to uphold the lie, all while bewildered as to why he hasnt been discovered yet. |
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[daseva] I just set forth the beginnings of a beautiful spice(herb) garden. I'll not have them tire me of life just yet. |
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Halfbakery version: swap accounts with another user and see how long it takes people to figure out who you both are. |
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P.S. This wasn't my idea - [wagster] persuaded me to do it. |
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