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Remake the classic film "The Caine Mutiny" with dogs playing all the
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Dogs can't play some parts without getting past the censors. |
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It would completely change the tale. |
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The idea does give one pause. |
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Would be a useful trial run, before the whole of the Terminator series is remade using chipmunks. |
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(dog related movie quote) "SQUIRREL!" |
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I think the Simpson's already did this...with Santa's Little
Helper! |
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Then no point in going further. |
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There's always a point in going further. |
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For example Apocalypse Now, but done with bacteria. The Kilgore bacteria saying "I love the smell of TCP in the mornings" and "But streptococcus don't surf (on the agar)" and stuff like that. |
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Doggoneit, where's [wagster] when you need him? I need some help in clawing up some more dog puns. |
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It would be a doggone good movie. |
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It would be a dog of a movie. |
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It will raise your hackles. |
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Shelham Trueheart chews up the scenery as the snarling captain. |
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Fido Barker as the old sea dog. |
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Chance Forepaw as the bitchy comic relief. |
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This film will make you sicker than a dog. |
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In Canine Mutiny II, the cast returns to its own vomit ... |
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"The dog's clicking his balls." ... I'll get me coat. |
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It is to be hoped that the movie would be, in the most literal
sense, the dog's bollocks
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Clawdine Collee is fetching ... |
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Director [8th] shepherds the cast .. |
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.. several anachronistic howlers, but let's not kibble ... |
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... the Lassie-look-alike's pup, eating cantaloupe, while they sing
"Melancholy Baby" ... |
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... might lead to a sequel ? |
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Starring Brad Pitbull, Spaniel Craig, Woofus Sewell & Bark Hamill. Music by the Pointer Sisters. - |
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The Merchant of Venice, with a chihuahua, assisting the the chief magistrate of Venice, taking the role of the underdoge. |
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