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The Bus

 You can hop on, but you can't hop off
 
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Ok this is totally unethical (but isn't all reality TV?) A seemingly regular bus instead of taking it's usual route suddenly locks all doors and begins to drive out into nowhere, kidnapping all the tired and frustrated people who were only trying to get home after a long day at their meaningless jobs. All the people on the bus must stay on there until they are voted off or achieve freedom through some type of competition. There is no prize for being on the longest; you just want to get off and get home. (Idea strongly based on London Transport)
—nichpo, Mar 05 2003

Kidnapped bus of kids http://www.thepitts...1204876/detail.html
[OpheliaFrump, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       // based on London Transport //   

       Except in your idea, the bus actually moves ?
—8th of 7, Mar 05 2003
   

       Bear-baiting mini-golf ?
—nichpo, Mar 05 2003
   

       I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves....(ad nauseum until freedom).
—Jinbish, Mar 05 2003
   

       That uses an *A demolished - I mean - diminished 5th/added 9th*, doesn't it?
—thumbwax, Mar 05 2003
   

       And here's your host...Dennis Hopper.
"There are ruuules, Jack."
—egbert, Mar 05 2003
   

       Like Kramer’s Reality Tour, it could take you to all the local landfills. (Hey, you had your chance to get off…)
—pluterday, Mar 05 2003
   

       I actually had in mind Cliff Richard (There's a phrase I'd never thought I'd write)
—nichpo, Mar 05 2003
   

       I braced myself, and, holding tightly to the rail above my head, moved to the front of the speeding bus. "You’re not a real bus driver, are you?” I said.   

       He grinned. “Just hold tight and enjoy the ride.”   

       The bus accelerated. “Do tour buses always get a police escort?” asked an elderly American lady.   

       “I suppose they have to drive so fast because there’s so much to take in,” said another.
—lostdog, Mar 05 2003
   

       <Keanu Reeves> "We have to keep their interest .... if the ratings drop below 500,000, the Bus is set to detonate ......" </Keanu Reeves>
—8th of 7, Mar 05 2003
   

       "You're not a real bus driver, are you?"   

       "I am now."
—beauxeault, Mar 05 2003
   

       "DAMMIT ! I told them to fix it ! It's not my fault ! IT'S NOT MY FAULT !"
—8th of 7, Mar 05 2003
   

       //The bus accelerated//
A female passenger behind the driver wails “we are all going to die...”
<Startled, Pluterday pulls the panic cord on her personal air bag suit, which with a whoosh of CO2 expands around her, trapping her between the seats and propelling her husband out the open window.>
—pluterday, Mar 05 2003
   

       "Do not attempt to grow a brain!" God that was a bad movie. {Agree to disagree, eg.}
—waugsqueke, Mar 05 2003
   

       That was an EXCELLENT movie. It had excitement, cliche, tension and hilariously bad one liners in just the right mix. And Dennis Hopper. (Yeah, I'm not trying to start an argument).
—egbert, Mar 05 2003
   


 

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