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This dude is made entirely of cheese, and roams earth looking for his long lost crackers. He will stop at nothing to pursue his dream of finding the menace that stole his crackers, and he will reak havoc upon his numerous adversaries... By night.
By day, he kinda smells funny, and has much to say
about values, like sharing, and he's pretty smart and miraculous, feeding thousands off his regenerative limbs of cheese, all the while hiding the truth from the innocent: that this miserable wretch has no crackers.
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I would have thought crackers were the enemy. |
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I can't tell whether you meant "wreak"
or "reek". |
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Quel suprise ! un dieu Français. |
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Can he feed hundreds with a single quesadilla? |
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And a butterfly created him. |
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Sounds like a truffle sniffing hog to me. |
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This guy's back story is like swiss cheese. |
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for inventiveness and sarcasm...+ |
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If you disobey Cheesus, then you recieve Edamnation.. |
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Is stole the sacred crackers. Muahahahaa! |
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I thought Goudism was an eastern religion. |
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I'd Brie affraid just fermentioning his name in vein.
After all, we were moulded in his fromage. |
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