The Autoboner's Army!

Beautiful croissant collection, shining in the day!
Alas, I am most disturbed to say
That ninety buns have been taken away
on the most sad day of this depressing life of mine

Twas about seven o'clock at night
And the Alterother raged with all his might.
And the vote count came pouring down
And even the Bubbawock seem'd to frown
And the Autoboner seem'd to say
"I'll blow down your collection this day!"

When the Baker Street Irregulars
Logged on with hope and cheer
Autoboner blew a terrific Gail
Which made their hearts for to quail
And many of the Bakers, with fear, did say
"I hope Jutta will keep safe our bun collection this day."

But when the gang came near to end of day
Autoboner did loud and angry bray
And shook the very core of the Halfbakers that day
The most sad day in this life of mine
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

Etcetera etcetera etcetera.... my God the Scots are long winded!

To be continued.