The Agreeable App

In the so-called "Real World" one is not always able to locate and surround one's self with such an erudite and perceptive audience as available on the HB. Family, colleagues and passerbys usually don't appreciate the significance of your new idea for self-buttering toast or how to really fix the economy.

'The Agreeable' is an app of pre-recorded conversational snippets for the User who wishes to expound upon the state of the world, football strategies or whatever is their topic du jour - but finds themselves alone, or worse, surrounded by buffoons who don't understand inciteful brilliance when they hear it.

Once the app is activated, you simply begin explaining your theory of why taxicabs should charge less money the longer you had to wait for them to arrive (or what's wrong with the Govt. or whatever) then The Agreeable will periodically make encouraging noises along the lines of "I see", "Brilliant", "Go on", "You've obviously thought this through" and so forth. (I realize that Max B has staff for this sort of thing but not all of us have his disposable income).

For variety, the app would have a selection of modes ranging from Fawning Sycophant, Cooing Member of the Opposite Gender (Oh baby, I wish you were running the country, it's SUCH a turn-on) to, perhaps, The House of Parliament with lots of desk thumping and "Hear, Hear"s to spur you on.

All this at your fingertips for only $1.99. If you want disaffirmation and abuse simply go on to just about any Internet forum and your needs will be met for free.