h a l f b a k e r yRenovating the wheel
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Just imagine, with the latest Hollywood sfx, a budget close to what it would take to make the real cyborg and James Cameron directing Arnie, again.
"I'll be back.....Oscar!"
With all new gadgets incorporating USB connectors in his bionic arm, removeable appendages (hairy, non-hairy, waterproof),
and a new "beep beep beep" sound effect for his bionic eye, the future would, once again, be safe.
Maybe Lee Majors could be back AS Oscar Goldman. "Dunno how to fix that Steve, but would you like to buy this watch?"
(?) The Six Billion Dollar Man
http://www.corona.b...ails/sixmilman.html
Originally scripted by Kevin Smith (Clerks, Dogma), last reported to be attached to the Farrelly Bros. of "There's Something About Mary" fame. [mrkillboy, Jan 10 2001]
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Of course, the 1.2-Trillion-Euro Man dresses all in black and chain-smokes. |
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... but he's much healthier than his American counterpart. He gets two months' vacation every year, and he's never been shot. |
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Barely alive...we can rebuid him...CHCHCHCH |
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UnaBubba: A french Sean Connery? Kind of a reversed Highlander then. |
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