Testicicle

He is so cool around the ladies and rumoured to have excellent staying power in the sack. He never tells anybody about his Testicicle.

Before he got his first Testicicle, he was sexually incompetent, easily aroused and quick to climax. He would build up so much sexual frustration in the presence of women that when the time for intimacy came, he would always blow it; literally.

So, he placed an anonymous order online for the product. It arrived soon after, and he was overjoyed. He had a big date that night. Following the instructions, he placed his Testicicle into his undershorts. He found comfort in how the product was intelligently cupped and contoured for his anatomy. Excitedly, he hastened to pick up his date.

His date was beautiful, and clearly attracted to him. Things progressed, and soon he began to experience the telling throbs of arousal. This was his signal to stimulate his Tesicicle.

With a single nonchalant movement he reached down, and in an operation that appeared to be the adjustment of his undershorts, as men often do, he squeezed his Testicicle. This caused the membrane inside to break and the chemicals inside to blend, to start a reaction that would reduce the overall temerature of his Testicicle.

This had the ultimate effect of slowing down blood flow in the region, and destroying spermatozoa, which greatly reduced his sexual tension. He later joked with his unknowing, admiring friends that he would have married that girl... "if she wasnt so frigid."