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Tesla Cyber Truck Easter Egg (Musk approved!)

chocolate Easter Egg Cyber Truck
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note pre reading this idea - may cause you to experience deja vu

I love Easter. You get to exchange the most amazing chocolate eggs which are filled with all kind of goodies. I've got some from decades ago that I've never opened because they are so nice.

This brings me to the idea of a Tesla Cyber Truck Easter Egg.

People who own Tesla Cyber Trucks love them and what could be nicer for them than to own an Easter Egg that takes the form of a scaled down chocolate Cyber Truck. They can carefully unwrap it and eat the separate panels that easily fall off the main body, just like they do on the real truck.

For the apparently microscopic number of people who don't like the Tesla brand, there is the opportunity to obtain two Cyber Truck eggs and crash them into each other, or engage in various other acts that reduce the models to manageable fragments for eating purposes.

Photos of scenes can be staged of Cyber Trucks being melted down Terminator style to make brownies, or chewed whole by "dad dinosaurs" to amuse the grandchildren etc.

Deluxe version contains detailed Elon Musk figurine with hinged arm for posing in front of a variety of Cyber Truck Egg dioramas.

copy of idea also sent to my pal Elon with whom I have exchanged many messages - says he loves my work! hahahaha
Happy Easter to all at the HB

xenzag, Apr 18 2025

Chocolate cybertruck https://www.tiktok....7263578868282379566
I found you xenzag and I claim my five pounds. [Loris, Apr 18 2025]

Arson and vandalism against innocent citizens. Teeheehee. https://www.google....1625&bih=1040&dpr=1
[doctorremulac3, Apr 19 2025]

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       The design of the cybertruck is particularly angular. So it would be easy to build from flat slabs of chocolate - a significant manufacturing advantage.
Also, to fit the product, these chocolate panels should be extra thick and heavy.
  

       Maybe you could give it windows glazed with sugar and a little hammer to break them with.   

       Tell me more about the chocolate.
Loris, Apr 18 2025
  

       Also available with the optional Easter Peace Plowshare mold for your melted/crashed/uneaten Cyber Lump chocolate. (Can be Hammer & Sickle for extra charge.)   

       I've always thought that the Cyber Lump would make a great BBQ/smoker with the right treatment. Maybe there's a second life for these failed and abandoned units. The ones that didn't self-immolate.
minoradjustments, Apr 18 2025
  

       Tessler TrumpDucks do not stop bullets or even keep their panels on...do they hold water? (ha, not a metaphor)   

       Could have a second life ('come again' Oestra theme) as Community Garden beds, 'self-drive' 'em around to catch the sun/rain bursts/water drips, giving life instead of being death traps.
Sgt Teacup, Apr 18 2025
  

       Is it a holiday today?   

       Well, I should probably raise a beer to that.   

       Cheers.   

       I didn't think this was your posting [xen].   

       just sayin...   
      
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