Taxidermy Wigs

I don't condone hunting for the purpose of trophy collecting, though some of my friends pursue the sport. What's done is done, I suppose, but most taxidermy I encounter is very bland. I see enough dead animals on the road that to see a deer head mounted on the wall, apart from being tragic and absurd, is pretty boring. If, however, the deer sported, say, an Afro wig, I might take up a rifle. Imagine polar bears with mullets, peacocks with rainbow liberty spikes, or moose (meese, or is it mooses?) with lush dreadlocks. Casual experimentation (much to the chegrin of my friend) has proven human wigs insufficient. Even the largest human head pales in comparison to that of an 8-point buck, and thus, we need bigger wigs that not only accommodate the size, but provide for seamless integration of natural features such as horns and antlers. Fish taxidermy might include sideburns or king tut beards, which look amusing in profile.