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78 random rotating pictorial heating elements.
6 random cards etched upon the toasties at the breakfast table.
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I see a tall dark bun in your future. + |
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This "Death" toast just means "change", right? I don't have to worry, right? [+] |
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"getting fatter by the minute" |
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Excellent, a family reading together. |
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That was delicious, please may I have another reading Mom? |
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//It would be so cool if you could make one that does this for a croissant.//...or three. |
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+ oh yes...That Hanged Man is really hot! |
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Ot that hot man is really hung... |
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I could smell the pile of croissants as soon as I saw the title. Here's another for you. Etched with "The Fool". |
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Some designs are going to be far too detailed to accurately display on toast! Grumble grumble + |
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I'm just iching to bun this. |
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Dunking toast fingers within boiled eggs could prove unlucky. |
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It can, of course, rotate the elements 180 to produce reversed cards as well, right? |
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With a little re engineering or an occultoast moment. |
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Print sliced bread with heat sensitive invisible ink. |
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Then any toaster can be a tarot toaster. |
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(Which religious group will be the first to declare a boycott of tarot bread products ltd? ) |
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