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A loo roll holder which is equipped with an infrared proximity sensor - whenever a hand is extended to grasp the paper, it promptly rewinds into the holder. Once the hand is removed, the paper cautiously re-emerges.
Retractable Loo Paper Holder
Retractable_20Loo_20Paper_20Holder Prior Art. This idea is merely a response to [kaz]'s profferd Bun. [8th of 7, Oct 19 2009]
Make the whole bathroom evil.
evil_20laugh_20activated_20hand_20dryer And with Ian's suggestion, it could "taunt" as well. [blissmiss, Oct 19 2009]
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You are a sick man, [8th]. |
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Have the evil laugh hand dryer thingy, and we got a
{{{realllll bathroom}}}. Not for the faint of heart.
Guaranteed to scare the shit outta ya. Good for the
constipated. |
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You could add a washbasin that emitted a deep, Satanic chuckle when the plug is pulled. Some washbasins almost do this already, so it can't be that difficult to engineer. |
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<Waits for someone to post Evil Bathroom Of Doom idea> |
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Plagiarism is the spice of life. |
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Thats just plain cruel. What do you do whenyou really need it? |
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I'm waiting for a Mobius bog roll. |
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Would that not get a bit icky quite quickly? |
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No, because although it has only one surface, that surface is effectively infinite - so it never runs out. |
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But when youtear off the sheetyou used, won't you break the strip, causing it become again a rather short long piece of paper? if you leave it on, then it will start to smell. |
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That is pretty much what I was going to say, although with slightly less spaces than I had planned. |
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If you tear the roll just right, you simply get a longer mobius strip. |
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