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Tailgate No-Tel
Camouflage tent with TV for watching the Big game undetected | |
You’ve got your beer and your chips. The Big game is on, your team
is about to score and you hear “Morris, take out the garbage.” What
you need is the Tailgate No-Tel.
The Tailgate No-Tel is a camouflage tent with a 54inch flat screen
TV hooked to your favorite cable or dish network. We’ll come
out on
a Saturday when your wife is at her mothers and put it up in your
backyard. We tailor the camouflage to suit and add optional
insulation for Northern climates. We plug in the camouflage
extension cord and you’re all ready to go.
All you need to add is the Really-Lazy-Boy Recliner (link) and you’re
ready for Super bowl weekend, The World Cup, The Stanley Cup
Finals, March Madness, the World Series or the Webb Ellis Trophy
presentation at the Rugby World Cup.
The larger Party model includes soundproofing, a side entrance and
for the more adventurous add the queen size blowup mattress or a
life-size blowup doll if you're more pathetic.
Really-Lazy-Boy Recliner
Really-Lazy-Boy_20Recliner
[theGem, Oct 25 2008]
are you retarded or something?
http://news.bbc.co....cricket/default.stm
you are more pathetic [zeno, Oct 26 2008]
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I don't get it. If you're going to watch TV outside on the back of your pickup truck, why not just drive some place where you don't have to listen to your nag of a wife harping on you about the garbage. Or better yet just drive to the local sports bar and watch it in the warm and dry confines there. Or even better explain to your wife that you're watching the game, she needs to pipe down while it's on and bring you another beer and perhaps a sammich. |
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I personally prefer cursing at my favorite team in the comfort
of my own home. Sitting in a Sports Bar and listening to 48
drunks cursing at 12 games all going on at the same time
leaves something to be desired. |
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You're right, Noexit, just leave or try to tame the shrew. However, Gem's solution is useful for pussy-whipped agoraphobics. |
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isn't this why garden sheds were invented? |
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[po] Do you have a flat screen TV in your garden shed or is it
just a place to curse? |
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both really and a beer fridge |
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That nice! A loaf of bread, can of beer and petunia beside
me! |
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Divorce whoever is rude enough to dish out orders like that? |
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//she needs to pipe down while it's on and bring you another beer and perhaps a sammich// |
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<Raises glass> Here, here. </Rg> |
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By the way, that link is not really relevant, [Zeno]. Cricket is not a real sport. |
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gird your loins and say "I'm watching the game" |
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