TCMS long distance cellphone delay filter

Trans-cranial Magnetic Stimulation (TCMS) has been shown to be an effective means to provide non-invasive stimulation of brain centers. [link]

I propose that its use be expanded to alleviate those annoying delays one experiences while using a cell (or other) phone to locations across the planet.

e.g. Caller A asks a question which propagates to Caller B in T(1) milliseconds. Caller B replies, after some thought T(t), and speaks; again the propagation time T(2) delays A's reception of B's reply. In local calls, T(1&2) are fairly small, but for transcontinental calls, can become on the order of seconds.

This can get very annoying, with slight pauses offering partial opportunity to initiate a reply, often resulting in simultaneous speech collisions.

The TCMS cellphone filter obviates this difficulty by simply stimulating a part of the brain responsible for conscious perception of passing time, and knocks it out for a suitable time, thus preventing the perception of the delay.

Further background on the "User Illusion" noting that our fore-brain "makes up" and rationalizes our perception of order of internal and external events. [link2]