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Synthetic Arse of Rat

Couldn't Give a Rat's Ass? You Can Now.

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Small pieces of fur and material to imitate flesh, to accurately resemble the buttocks of the rat creature.

Useful for giving as a gift to those who are consistantly apathetic or lazy. Sold in multipacks of 5.

—	hidden truths, Sep 27 2005

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Makes me miss the rat's ass of yore.

—	blissmiss, Sep 27 2005

(link) Stopped in my tracks to laugh. You used to make me spit coffee, now I just drool.

—	blissmiss, Sep 27 2005

My nose? You freakin twit. I don't drool outta my nose, it stems from my ears. Eeeewwwww, you no class elitest.

—	blissmiss, Sep 27 2005

Thanks for the link [UB]. It's definitely a much better category.

—	hidden truths, Sep 27 2005

So, not a soy-based meat pie filling, then?

—	BunsenHoneydew, Sep 27 2005

Loony? LOONY? Who the hell do you think you are talking to? oH yEAH. ( Did I just call myself Loony? Isn't it Looney?)

—	blissmiss, Sep 28 2005

I thought it was only Looney when there were Tunes involved.

—	hidden truths, Sep 28 2005

The idea made me smile. The category had me falling about.

—	wagster, Sep 28 2005

come on you two! these silly things are purchaseable and come pre-wrapped in bits of plastic. come on

—	po, Sep 28 2005