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Welcome to the Sword of Damocles hospital...
As you can see in the operating theatre we have a wide range of swords, ranging from the minuscule ones for eye surgery to humongous ones for severing a limb in one go....all held by the slenderest of threads which our specialist team abrade with a low
pressure sandblaster until they snap. So we won't keep you hanging around (strapped onto the gurney), no siree!
We're so convinced of the success of our treatments, we even take escrow payments, if you as a fit a flea in a year, we get paid, or even shares in your income, paid annually, you're healthy, we're earning...
And opening next year, our Procrustean Physiotherapy unit, for the bed bound.
We're hoping to get the NHS foundation trust status in the next round of evaluations. It's on a knife edge, just my little joke...
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Could this be combinated with an Iron Lady
Liposuctor? |
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//Could this be combinated with an Iron Lady Liposuctor? |
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Oh, that's in the East Wing, just follow the muffled screaming... |
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Never bring floor board to a sword fight. |
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Is there any specific reason why all the
theatre staff appear to be Cenobites? |
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Also, the uncanny resemblance between the
company logo and a puzzle box is disquieting,
plus most reputable* hospitals don't have
"ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE"
scrawled in blood over the portico of the
main entrance. |
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*Ysbity Glan Clwyd does, but being in wales
they are reliant on pictograms daubed on the
trilition that forms the entranceway to the
"barrow". The blood is, however,
human- and real. Most doctors bury their
mistakes- at YGC they use them for exterior
decor… |
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// most reputable* hospitals don't have "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE" scrawled in blood over the portico of the main entrance |
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But most honest ones should. |
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You only get the Cenobites on BUPA...NHS can't go that high. <he said remembering his student job cleaning in a hospital, I was told if you did the path lab, sometimes find fingers in the sink...lovely job> |
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// You only get the Cenobites on BUPA // |
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[marked-for tagline] and possible legal action ... |
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Why does Damocles not rhyme with monocles? |
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//Why does Damocles not rhyme with monocles? |
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Towards the bottom of this bottle of British cooking sherry, they rhyme. |
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