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Swiss Army Dildo
for when you're at a critical juncture where a compass/scissors/toothpick/etc. might be handy. | |
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Oh yeah!...Oh yeah!...Oh Baby!...is that something stuck in my tooth? That's better....Oh Yeah!... |
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What does Switzerland need an army for anyway? Its not as if they ever join in if theres a war on. |
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(...slightly uneasy about the kind of situation you might be in where, while using the dildo, you find you have to get a stone out of a horse's hoof...) |
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[UnaBubba] Or a tiny tweezer, perhaps? |
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Isn't Switzerland's military philosophy sort of the international equivalent of driving defensively--be ready for anything and you won't get taken out by some fool? |
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The Swiss military philosophy is much like their knives; you never know when it might come in useful. They've never really developed a Navy however.... nor a beachwear industry! |
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maybe the dildo could hold somehting the avarage dildo user would use, like: a tube 'o' lube, "the pill", or stuff lesbians use...
+ im suprised this is the only sex topic that is in the positive ratings |
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"Excuse me while I whip this out...." |
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One suspects that if you need a corkscrew at this point you may have problems. |
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One suspects that if you need a miniature magnifying glass (which the Swiss knife doesn't have, but certain knockoffs do) -- you may have REAL problems. |
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And if he, she, or thee wants to do their nails, well...I'm sure there's something on cable. |
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Oh....I envisioned a set of different size and texture sex toys, all in one. |
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Would it include some swiss choclate? |
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Heh I had this same idea but I thought of it as "survival dildo" and mine would be like those "Survival Knives" they sold on TV in the early 1980's all the time. U know, compass, fishooks, wire saw, matches, sewing kit, etc. + |
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"The blade is made from 420 molecular stainless!" - hmmm, 420 again. Must be a conspiracy... |
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420 is somewhat symbolic in pot smoking circles. The time 4:20 is the "international" pot smoking time to some stoners. Supposedly it originated as a police code for someone smoking marijuana. There is no conspiracy, your just being paranoid.... |
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Actually 420 is national Get-High day, it is Hitlers B-day, the 20th of April. |
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Same day as the Columbine incident, too.
I always wondered when I'd see this idea in the "Recent 3" again. |
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Back to the dildo... I sure hope none of the "useful gadgets" are spring-loaded. A pick-axe and a parachute are great things... but only when you're ready for them. |
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