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Sure, why not? After all, somebody invented fishsticks. |
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Actually this gives me an idea. + |
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A big ol' air horn comes to mind. |
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Maybe it could be hollowed out and customised by preserved-fruit loving musical apiarists. |
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It wouldn't have to be utility driven. There could be blinged out crutches with video games or GPS navigation systems. There could be an OnStar-esque service that detects when the crutch user has fallen. |
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Maybe ones that sense backwards movement and emit a beeping sound. |
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Could put a swiffer on the bottom of the crutch. |
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The crutches could recognize their owner, so whenever someone asks "can I try out your crutches?" the crutches set themselves to be pointy, lopsided, and uncomfortable, giving that person new respect for you to have the skills to use them. |
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I do like the idea that [Mister P]has thought of. |
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Crutches that resound a reversing audible intermittent "beep" whist taking steps or shuffles backwards. |
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Might take that one to Ol' Bob, down at the patent office. |
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