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// I think this was how hungry hungry hippos was conceived. // |
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Who knows! I believe something this simple could have existed, even in ancient civilizations (as the modern version of this would be based on linear motors.) |
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One side has a chair with a spring, and presumably an apparatus for the penis, and on the other side a cloud of smoke? |
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"The Mask" personage Stanley Ipkiss would say "S....smoking!~" (More seriously: a soft tissue that feels like penis, not a release of any substance.) |
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Everyone is behaving quite freely. |
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I guess, each to a different extent. |
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What about a pin screen type device for people to have sex completely seperated from eachother, but with eachothers bodily images. Each pin would be approximately the same size of a penis. The male would push this pin, basically a dildo, into the female and both would derive pleasure. The pins would have to be spring loaded. I propose the walls of buildings to be constructed from this material. |
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You'd lose eye contact, hand contact, possibility to place heads on the table and whisper thoughts of ideas when tired... Or do you mean that this pin screen should be under the table? Then, still, it would be harder to clean and replace such multitude of pins, than a single ending. |
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Just hose it down every once in a while, it'll be fine. |
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Correct. But again, the pins are not isotropic, when in a bundle, they almost always do not preserve the direction of the force vector. |
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The hand doesn't seem to get it exactly right either, although surprisingly better sometimes. |
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Hand is an ingenious device that has no equal in the space of artificial objects yet. |
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[Inspired by the "Autocopulator for Men"]. Did you really feel 'inspired'? |
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Induced? I felt disgusted and surprised reading that idea. |
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//You'd lose eye contact// Or, indeed, an eye. |
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