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SwingDesk

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See the illustration. It's self-explanatory. Terminals are replacable.
Such desks could be set up in the study rooms of "Love libraries."

[Induced by the "Autocopulator for Men"]

—Inyuki, Sep 11 2012

SwingDesk http://universians.org/SwingDesk.jpg
[Inyuki, Sep 11 2012, last modified Sep 12 2012]

"Love library" http://libraries.unl.edu/love
[swimswim, Sep 11 2012]

"The Mask" http://www.youtube....?v=eEQomU6iFtw&t=45
[Inyuki, Sep 12 2012]

Pin Art http://upload.wikim...n_art%2C_Flickr.jpg
[rcarty, Sep 12 2012]

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       // I think this was how hungry hungry hippos was conceived. //   

       Who knows! I believe something this simple could have existed, even in ancient civilizations (as the modern version of this would be based on linear motors.)
—Inyuki, Sep 11 2012
   

       One side has a chair with a spring, and presumably an apparatus for the penis, and on the other side a cloud of smoke?
—rcarty, Sep 12 2012
   

       // a cloud of smoke? //   

       "The Mask" personage Stanley Ipkiss would say "S....smoking!~" (More seriously: a soft tissue that feels like penis, not a release of any substance.)
—Inyuki, Sep 12 2012
   

       Everyone is behaving quite freely.
—rcarty, Sep 12 2012
   

       I guess, each to a different extent.
—Inyuki, Sep 12 2012
   

       What about a pin screen type device for people to have sex completely seperated from eachother, but with eachothers bodily images. Each pin would be approximately the same size of a penis. The male would push this pin, basically a dildo, into the female and both would derive pleasure. The pins would have to be spring loaded. I propose the walls of buildings to be constructed from this material.
—rcarty, Sep 12 2012
   

       You'd lose eye contact, hand contact, possibility to place heads on the table and whisper thoughts of ideas when tired... Or do you mean that this pin screen should be under the table? Then, still, it would be harder to clean and replace such multitude of pins, than a single ending.
—Inyuki, Sep 12 2012
   

       Just hose it down every once in a while, it'll be fine.
—rcarty, Sep 12 2012
   

       Correct. But again, the pins are not isotropic, when in a bundle, they almost always do not preserve the direction of the force vector.
—Inyuki, Sep 12 2012
   

       The hand doesn't seem to get it exactly right either, although surprisingly better sometimes.
—rcarty, Sep 12 2012
   

       Hand is an ingenious device that has no equal in the space of artificial objects yet.
—Inyuki, Sep 12 2012
   

       It deserves high praise.
—rcarty, Sep 12 2012
   

       [Inspired by the "Autocopulator for Men"]. Did you really feel 'inspired'?
—Phrontistery, Sep 12 2012
   

       Induced? I felt disgusted and surprised reading that idea.
—Inyuki, Sep 12 2012
   

       //You'd lose eye contact// Or, indeed, an eye.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 12 2012
   


 

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