h a l f b a k e r y"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads!" -- The Tick
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Firstly I can't find any entity that will bake my choice of
ingredients into a food, label it incorrectly and ship it to
me. |
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Second, whatever I order and get shipped to my porch is
mine. If a thief steals and gets sick from a stolen item
that's their fault. The obvious solution to avoiding such
nasty culinary surprises is NOT TO STEAL. Making the world
safe for thieves is stupid. |
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Hmm… Attention Mark Rober… add to Glitter Bomb
4.0… |
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Empties were starting to pile up here and I was storing them in a section of the mall and didn't have keys for the locks yet.
We have to empty liquids and separate non-refundable crap which sucks and the 14 bags I got ready to take in all took a walk in the middle of the night. So I figured it only right that if they wanted the empties they should also take the liquids those bags contained as well as whatever other garbage I had to remove suspended above their heads in a five gallon bucket with a bag of flour set to upend after the dousing when the door opened far enough to get a full bag of cans out. Then the firecrackers were primed to go off and a motion activated video camera set up to phone me when activated and record the fiasco. |
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They never returned before I got the locks changed and I was very disappointed. |
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Someone thinks you're a boobie. |
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Can't see why, neither [2fries] nor myself have such bodily appendages. |
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But either one of you might be a funny- looking blue- footed
seabird. For all we know. |
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Have you ever tried trapping one without laxatives or pepper-laced snacks? |
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//Nope. I have added hot pepper to bird seed though// |
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Your own experiment? Or something you heard about? |
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If the former then kudos! That's completely left-field. |
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