Superhero Genre Enforcement Authority

If you've seen it once, you've seen it a thousand times: some bizarre twist of fate or cosmic accident hurtles an idealistic, Silver-age superhero into a grim, dystopian, urban nightmare where morally-gray thugs with super powers struggle for their very survival. Or conversely, a necromancer from a horror comic invades a more standard superhero comic, forcing that villain's nemesis to team up with colorfully-costumed crimefighters to stop the foul sorceror's schemes. Sure, it's fun to think of ways to tweak (or even seriously bend) traditional genres in order to explore the implications of their inherent assumptions, or to look at them in a new light. But after it's all over with, what are we really left with? Either a "fish out of water" episode (complete with painful-to-behold culture shock) that doesn't quite fit in with the regular continuity, or a one-shot "elseworlds" type story. Either way, both genres involved end up looking silly (at best). In response to this, I propose the formation of an agency to enforce genre differentiation. This agency would ideally have the power to reject cliched crossovers and ill-advised guest appearances outright. I belive that this agency would be a great benefit to the comics medium as a whole. Because really, do we need another pulp-action adventurer teamed up with a mallet-wielding anthropomorphic iguana to stop the resurreciton of the dreaded elder god DIjljkdjd'rrahfskoll? I think not.