h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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Seizing the day is so yesterday. Join the millions seizing the
tomorrows... off candy shop shelves with new Sun-Dried
Tomorrows! Mouth-watering periods of time lovingly grown in
a bright future, left to dry in the summer of love.
Worried about that job interview in two weeks? And who
could
forget the prom. Just find the date in your bag of
Tomorrows and let those worries melt away on your tongue.
The future never tasted so good.
Shaped like little flip calendars they come in all flavours from
Productive Pineapple, Better Banana, Unforgettable Fig and
Hope-filled Hummus. Line them up and count the days 'til
your next bag. Or buy in bulk and savour the rest of your life!
(Not to be confused with sun-dried dates. Please note Sun-
Dried Tomorrows are Best Before the day after tomorrow)
NEW!! Sun-Dried Tomorrows... for Pessimists. All the worst
flavours - Dog Poop, Body Odor, Corpse and Skunk-In-A-Trash-
Can
illustration
https://typingthisw...driedtomorrows1.jpg
[Treejuice, Oct 20 2017]
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Might go well with Dates, too ... |
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Favorite treat of MacBeth? |
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Only if the sun on the meadow is summery warm. |
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This Idea appears to qualify as employing magic, an mfd
offense. |
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Well, at least it's not in vehicle: traffic jam |
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// employing magic, an mfd offense. // |
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Perhaps it would be possible to claim that the magic is just
volunteering, and not actually "employed" ? |
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In today's news, Magic has filed suit regarding it's status as an independent contractor. Magic's representative states that working conditions constitute full time employment, which in some jurisdictions require both specific deductions and benefits as compensation. |
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Annotations left for [Treejuice] have not been responded to at this time. |
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"Shaped like little flip calendars they come in all flavours" |
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I feel like I'm scrounging up the obvious, but you could make
discrete day time release MDMA to schedule your sunshine. |
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Ok, think little blobs, then make them fizz with
cyanoacrylate surface so they adhere to the GI tract, then
internally he MDMA soaks through a material to be released
after a certain number of days. I am sure there is some
better way to do it. |
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I am sure there is some better way to do it. |
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Provided that you're only exploiting magical thinking in others,
rather than indulging in it yourself, I don't think this is prohibited
under the terms of the act. And even the latter prohibition is
suspended if you can prove that you are [JesusHChrist] because,
you know, credit for sheer persistence and unintended
entertainment value. |
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