Substitute Diner

You Wanna try something wild , crazy and new ,right ? You wanna embrace other cultures , right ? and the best way to do that is food , but as soon as you see the plate you can't bring yourself to eat it , right ? Not anymore with the Substitute Diner , you're brought a menu with a selection of seemingly normal foods , pizza , pasta , chinese food whatever , but the food is not what it seems. Any matter of food from any culture can be substituted for what you ordered , carefully crafted so that there's no chance of knowing what it really is , so instead of a Big Beefy slice o' cow you get a boca burger or even a big slab of concentrated beetles . After you'd finished you'd be told what it was you'd just injested , Barf bags would be provided to those who didn't want to hold on to what they had eaten. Of course there'd be special menus for vegetarian , vegan and allergic costumers . plus i'm not talkin' fear factor food , just something you wouldn't think of eating , but still think of as edible .