h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
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This would freak people out. In fact, it would terrify children; they might well be psychologically scarred for life ... [+] |
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You could make a Street Beaver, but it wouldn't be anywhere near as scary (unless you had a wooden leg). |
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//Street Beaver// try Kings Cross. |
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Trust you to be forthcoming with that particular gem of information ... |
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By the way, I'm not going to insult everybody's intelligence
by pointing out the obvious, that the sections of this thing
would roll in a serpentine, swimming motion. |
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You know, looking at 2Fries' link I'm thinking this would make
a great pull toy. |
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The difference between alligator and crocodile versions is that one follows later while the other follows after a while. |
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That's a pun whose time Cayman went a while ago ... |
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OK, nobody likes giving praise less than me but those
were both very clever. |
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3D Banksy-type scary-fun art installation idea: bun.
[2fries, 8th] clever puns: bun, bun.
[doc] playing nice: bun. |
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That leaves 9 buns... hmmm... |
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// nobody likes giving praise less than me // |
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// but those were both very clever // |
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One was genuinely witty; the other was derivative, predictable, and just a tiny bit sad. Sorry, [2fries], but you needed to be told. |
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Reminds me of that old school children's chant when walking
down the sidewalk: 'Step on a croc, break your mother's
back.' |
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I see [Aus] is in the running for a comment bun--oh alright, I'm feeling generous, as it is Canada Day weekend and all-- and [2fries] is urgently trying to keep the already-earned bun. So, 8 buns left... |
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That anno wasn't there when I posted mine... this is something I must monitor more closely. |
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// monitor more closely // |
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The sort of task you can conveniently perform while sitting on the W.C., or perhaps on a Komodo ... |
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// or perhaps on a Komodo ...// |
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Iguana ignore that pun as beneath you. |
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Will these gadgets be on city main streets and roadways, or just in the narrow access routes in between buildings ? We deduce the latter, after all they're supposed to be Alley Gators ... |
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<presses RESET; waits for Borg to reboot> |
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Dyslexic floor layers would just call a tile-rep. |
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Alley Gator, that's good. |
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"If you see an alleygator, if you see a walkadile, if
you want to live till later, my advice is run a mile." |
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Commercial for a wind up toy maybe? Wind it up and
it slithers around at random very fast and you try to
avoid it. |
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Like Hilary Clinton, then ? Although she just winds everyone up ... |
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