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Stoojitsu is a martial art based on the classic fighting style of Moe, Larry and Curly. Extremely violent and no holds barred, it includes moves like the two fingered eye poke and corresponding hand to the bridge of the nose block. Also instructs in the pugilistic use of ladders, hammers, buckets of
paint, etc. Matches involve three competitors instead of two.
Manual
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A book like this would be amazing. [theleopard, Dec 10 2007]
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I like it. I envision that violent late night cartoon where celebrities "wrestle". |
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Master of the nyuck chucks! |
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The Three Stooges vs. Groucho, Chico and Harpo - that would be worth seeing ... |
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The Three Stooges v. The Dixie Chicks. |
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Love to see some diagrammed moves from a book. Do it! |
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"The advanced counter-nuggy" |
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I can see a tagteam version of this, where Curly tags Moe, but Moe takes affront in the manner in which he is tagged, and opts to retaliate for the tagging rather than continue the fight against Curly's opponent. |
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Let's not forget Shemp sp? and Doc. I have to throw you a crust. |
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The Three Stooges vs. George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld would be a sellout. |
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This would make professional fighting make sense. I would love to see it + |
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<[UB] misses the boner and stabs [wagster] in the eye> |
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[wagster]: "You knucklehead!"
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Good idea for the diagrams, husband and leopard. I'm thinking maybe I should draw that and submit as a tee shirt to threadless.com |
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<clobbers [UB] with frying pan> |
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<whacking [saxman] in the head with a Deadly Ninja Fighting> Croissant. |
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For the highly advanced, Keystone Kops-rate, and Scooby Fu. |
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<laughs at [UB] clutching head and groaning> |
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<Points, staggers backwards, slips on banana skin, falls down open manhole> |
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