h a l f b a k e r yThis would work fine, except in terms of success.
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this is a stripper pole that is entirely coated with a layer of
double sided industrial tape
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So it will catch strippers, sort of like fly paper? (not my bone) |
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Thought this would be about enhancing promotions prospects amongst the most challenging of careers ... |
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Well, as the tagline says, "OK, we're here; now what?" |
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"So it will catch strippers, sort of like fly paper? (not my bone)"
Your bone catches strippers? |
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I suppose the more adventurous could place, at key points on the pole, specially prepared hair waxing strips, resulting in them having been pole waxed. |
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as charming as the idea of setting the thing up then coming back the next day to find a bunch of scantily clad wimmen stuck to it is, ... err ..... [+] |
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What if you found firemen instead? |
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<damonrunyon>It's a gimmick, see?</damonrunyon>
Clothes
adhere to the pole, and are torn
off the stripper, one by one. (You need specially prepared
clothes.) |
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//Clothes adhere to the pole// Oh I see, it's not a method for pissing-off strippers then? |
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//Your bone catches strippers?// No no, he's clearly making sure the pole won't catch his bone. |
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